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Mr. Roger’s neighborhood

Post-MJ Neverland Ranch

Bottom of a wishing well

A padded room

I heard some parts of New Orleans are ready for white people

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Kerosene

Triangle Shirtwaist Co. employees

Homeowners insurance papers

The privilege of smoking indoors

Eight of New York’s bravest

The deposit on the space heater

Michael Jackson’s hair

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Flip Video Camera for ransom tapes

Legos for fortress of doom

10 o’clock bedtime

ALL the Pokemon cards

One chance to trash sister’s room and steal her bras

Arsenal of smelly markers

Bigger sandbox training facility

A beard

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The baby sack

The other beer belly

The kiln

Mrs. Field’s Baking Factory

The time-out corner

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So much easier to get laid at NYU

Trust me man, just bend over

Straight girls will target you as an accessory

You get a free latte at Think Coffee on Thursdays!

You can finally craft your falsetto

You like like less of a douche in tank tops

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The anonymous alcoholic

The slutty, untalkative girl

The stepdad who doesn’t help me with my training bra

The Muslim with the power to make people perpetually suspicious and uncomfortable

Diet Coke and Mentos lad

Shalom Finkelstein

The Downstein employee with a soul

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It’s going to night school

It prefers Charmin to Angel Soft

It’s trying to quit smoking

It’s on the move

It won’t shut up about Ellen Paige

If you listen closely you can hear the ocean

It’s the president of the Nickelback fan club

It’s not a fan of Sasha Grey

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Dark Chocolate Gary Colemans

My Big Fat Italian Wedding Cookies

Elf-dick surprise

Hundreds of squirrels die as floods in Washington Square Park continue [Note: this contributor may have not known what the fuck this list was.]

Pepperoni Nips

Indentured Servant Snaps

Figgity Faggities

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Arbor Mist!

Dreamy eyes and a kind smile

The menstrual magnet

Daughters of Wilt “The Stilt” Chamberlain reunion

Compiling hateful lists about men-bashing and why everyone should just be a lesbian

Chocolate-covered dildos with a sense of humor and a job that pays well

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The 1870′s, the last time her morals were popular

Alternative uses for all of the lube people keep mailing her

Shake-weights

The Scarlet Letter applied to modern society and hand lotion

That time she made it with her cousin, Old McDonald

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