Legends of The Timekeeper

  • Bitten by clock at young age, now has proportionate timekeeping abilities of a clock
  • Vocal cords of adamantium
  • Trademarked catch phrase “Clock-a-doodle-doo!”
  • Is the basis for Danny Devito’s character in Twins
  • Is the bassist for Hootie & the Blowfish
  • Gained his timekeeping powers in a rare quartz-mining accident which lodged a crystal deep in his brain

One Response

  1. I don’t get it.

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